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{"slip": { "id": 10, "advice": "Never pay full price for a sofa at DFS."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 11, "advice": "Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 11, "advice": "Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}

{"slip": { "id": 199, "advice": "Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference."}}

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