{"slip": { "id": 217, "advice": "Identify sources of happiness."}}
{"type":"programming","setup":"How many React developers does it take to change a lightbulb?","punchline":"None, they prefer dark mode.","id":410}
{"slip": { "id": 127, "advice": "When hugging, hug with both arms and apply reasonable, affectionate pressure."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 99, "advice": "Learn from your mistakes."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why is peter pan always flying?","punchline":"Because he neverlands","id":54}
{"slip": { "id": 105, "advice": "When you look around and don't see anyone you respect, its time to leave."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?","punchline":"Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.","id":322}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?","punchline":"Because he is 2 square.","id":337}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?","punchline":"To clean up all the bugs.","id":446}
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